瘋牛病的原因：公牛為什么一年只騎一頭牛？
今天，我想網(wǎng)段子網(wǎng)分享一個(gè)關(guān)于《瘋牛病》的搞笑段子瘋牛病的主要原因：
一位電視女記者安排采訪一位住在紐芬蘭科納布魯克郊外的農(nóng)民，以找出瘋牛病的主要原因。
女士：晚上好，先生。我在這里收集有關(guān)瘋牛病可能來(lái)源的信息，你能提供這種疾病的任何原因嗎？
農(nóng)夫盯著記者說(shuō)：你知道公牛為什么一年只騎一頭牛嗎？
女記者（明顯尷尬）：嗯，先生，這是一個(gè)尷尬的問(wèn)題，但是這種現(xiàn)象和瘋牛病有什么關(guān)系？
農(nóng)夫：而且女士，你知道我們一天給奶牛擠兩次奶嗎？
記者：先生，這確實(shí)是很有價(jià)值的信息，請(qǐng)切入正題！
農(nóng)夫：我已經(jīng)說(shuō)到點(diǎn)子上了，女士試想一下，如果我一天玩你兩次，一年只cao你一次，你不會(huì)生氣嗎？
瘋牛病的原因（英文版）
Main cause of the Mad Cow Disease
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Cornerbrook, Newfoundland, to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease.
The Lady: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?
The Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
The reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?
The Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad？
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